This particular shirt came to me in a dream.  I was just taking a nap, thinking about the cold war, when all of a sudden a semi-animated Sputnik with the voice of Morgan Freeman came to me. He told me, as we sat in The Valley of The Kings, to "only try and realize the truth" and that "it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

Napoleon was awesome. This shirt is awesome. Coincidence? Heck Yes it is. This shirt is byfar the most complex stencil I have ever cut out, taking me about five hours to complete. It is one of my most favorite designs, and is why I present it to you now.

No, it's not castro. No, it's not Mr. Barker. This is stencil of a member of the French Foreign Legion. Did you know that when you sign up for the legion, you don't even have to tell them your real name for the first 3 years. I know, pretty awesome. Anyways, I love the emotion conveyed by this design; the espression in his eyes speaks worlds to me, and is one of my favorite designs. 

I made this design after wathcing all three Back to the Futures. I begame couriously intrigued by the lightening element of the films, and made this shirt. BUTTHEAD.

Universale Maschinenpistole (German for "Universal Submachine Gun") 45 is a submachine gun developed and manufactured by Heckler & Koch.

The UMP was intended as a lighter and less expensive replacement for the Heckler & Koch MP5, but is chambered for larger cartridges to provide more stopping power against unarmored targets than the 9x19mm MP5 provides.

The UMP is used by forces including the French Gendarmerie Nationale and the U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

Meeting you, with a view to a kill
Face to face in secret places, feel the chill.
Night fall covers me, but you know the plans Im making,
Still oversea, could it be the whole world opening wide
A sacred why? , a mystery gaping inside
The weekends why?

He is known by many names. Running Jesus, Pre, Champion of the Universe. But, I like to just call him Derek. Amen.

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